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Andrew, chief editor supreme of Little Bo Beep, seated on his gilded bodily evacuation receptacle and perfumed douche machine, opened yet another gaming magazine special issue devoted entirely to his blog. Yawning, he forced the magazine through an overflowing slot in the wall labelled “Celebratory Printed Materials Recycling” and deactivated the automated pedicure device and flowery scented wafting valve. He washed his hands and opened the door to the raised somatic purification facility, but not before winking slyly at the poster of John Tesh pasted on the inside of the door, and stepped down from the facility’s dais to the main floor of the Little Bo Beep headquarters.
Me hope momma be proud. Me grow big for to smash good guys.
I have been eagerly watching pre-release material for your game, and am excited to play it! Unfortunately, I feel that it is my responsibility to inform you that you seem to be confused about some of the basics of astronomy and, indeed, the very nature of space itself.
With all the buzz surrounding the Wii pre-launch, you might think that third-party developers would scramble to start production on Wii games in order to capitalize on what appeared to be a sure-fire hit console. You’d be wrong.
Beeping Tom is a new Little Bo Beep column that spies with its little eye those games which fell through the cracks of time.
Bobby Kotick is an evil, evil man. Every night when he gets home from a busy day of making the world a worse place, he sits down in front of his TV and watches Glenn Beck while sipping wine squeezed from kitten souls.
'Splodation Studios, the Indie game developers who scored big points with last year's popular Iphone downloadable "Prank Caller," have done it again with their latest offering: Tetriste. These days it doesn't take much to find a glossy, sometimes three-dimensional (sometimes perspectival) Tetris mod, but Tetriste hearkens right back to the good old days when Alexey Pazhitnov cranked out his cult 8-bit classic. Tetriste does little to update or gloss the graphics, and offers almost nothing in the way of gameplay innovation. But the sheer genius of Tetriste does not derive from the ivory-tower esotericism of complex design, and neither from the inspid Bourgeois fascination with all the spatial dimensions that has brought us a contemporary glut of 3D gaming.
In a convulsion-inducing metascapade of blue boobies and G.I. Georgeous, Everyone has completely lost it over avatar. And I mean lost it in the picket-fence-frontal -lobotomy sense, the rule-34 sense (oh yes it's out there, no I will not link it), and the every-meme-has-already-done-it sense. Last week it progressed to the point that the only person left who didn't like the movie was the Pope. Or, more accurately, the Pope's press office, which thought the film lacked substance and was a boiled down plot-substrate that just didn't have backbone, much less depth of character or a Meryl Streep cameo. Everybody agreed, but nobody cared.
Speaking in a recent interview with Japanese gaming magazine Edge, Square Enix CEO Yoichi Wada has revealed that the 15th official installment in the stalwart Final Fantasy RPG franchise would be text-based
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In real live news today, an Australian mother called the police after her son refused to stop playing grand Theft Auto 4. Apparently the cops arrived around 4 am and told both the child and parent to chill out and go to bed. If my mother had her way, more than thirty minutes of screens would be a felony. But have courage little man! One day you will have your own apartment, television, and disposable income, and NOT EVEN THE POLICE will be able to stop you from playing GTA4 at 2:30 AM.
The Onion strikes again! As we have all long suspected, violent videogames might not be giving our children the skills that they need to survive the coming apocalypse. Hilarious. Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children for the Apocalypse?
