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Last week, I went to E3 and the differences between the three major console manufacturers could not have been more clear.
Recently, a timeline detailing selected Activision/Blizzard business activities has made its way around the internet, infuriating gamers everywhere. Why?
i keep my head low when i ride on my own
Red and white devil, God hath given you one face, the same you cake with make-up every day before you smile wide and slide on those tight spades, my heart and diamonds
i used to be so god-damned good at aching youth…
Running across water, I must be arrogant, blue Jesus, infinite Easter with 99 lives (God cheats all the time, so why can’t I?)
When I was a kid, saying “damn it” would get my mouth washed out with soap. I wasn’t allowed to watch The Simpsons because Bart said “hell.”
With all the buzz surrounding the Wii pre-launch, you might think that third-party developers would scramble to start production on Wii games in order to capitalize on what appeared to be a sure-fire hit console. You’d be wrong.
In case you didn’t hear, the seminal movie review program “At the Movies” was canceled last Wednesday, marking an end to nearly 25 years of two pretentious, middle-aged white guys arguing over subjective matters of taste. Good riddance.
I never really “got” the whole Heath Ledger thing. In his breakout role as aloof heartthrob Patrick Verona in 10 Things I Hate About You, he channeled about as much depth of character as Luke Perry playing Dylan McKay…just with longer hair.
Bobby Kotick is an evil, evil man. Every night when he gets home from a busy day of making the world a worse place, he sits down in front of his TV and watches Glenn Beck while sipping wine squeezed from kitten souls.
